South African, Indian Men Bemoan Poorly Fitting Condoms

Not Our Fault says Durex

condoms.jpgWhile South African men are complaining that most condoms are too small for their large appendages, Indian men are complaining that condoms just fall off of their wee weenies.

According to Durex, it seems that South Africans have extra large johnsons, while at the same time, a study in India found that Indian mens’ bulges, well…..they don’t really bulge at all. According to the study, the Indian men are 3-5 centimeters shorter than the international average. Do I hear snickering yet? condoms2.jpg

This presents enormous problems in two countries whose HIV infected populations are among the largest in the world. South African men say condoms are painfully small and so don’t use them. Indian men say they tear or fall off so they don’t use them either.

Durex plans to produce and promote larger condoms in South Africa and hopes that their use will be seen as “cool” and an ego boost for men. On the other hand, new finger sized condoms in India may be a little tougher sell.

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13 Comments on “South African, Indian Men Bemoan Poorly Fitting Condoms”

  1. Buffalo Says:

    Back in the day I was “friends” with a gal that told me her fiance used balloons instead of condoms. We’re talking about those little balloons.

  2. expatbrian Says:

    Thank god I only had to use them once or twice. Hate condoms and didn’t even know they came in multiple sizes.

  3. Kathy Says:

    Hmm…I guess this confirms what I’ve always heard about black men being well-endowed!

  4. Liz Says:

    I date black men for the most part and have to tell you, they are not all big!! Sorry to kill the fantasy ladies, and sorry guys for killin that rumor lol, but I had to tell the truth. However, thats not saying that I have not dated my fair share of men with larger ones. My current boyfriend is from Jamacia and my goodness….he definitly fits the sterotype!!

    • Coxie Says:

      Well…if you referring to black men then yes, I would have to agree…but the majority of AFRICAN men do have nice size penis.

  5. LALEN Says:

    HAHAHAHAH USING CONDOM ARE SUCKS HEHEH WILL ANYWAY HAVING THIS IS ATNI REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH BUT IF YOU CANNOT PRODUCE BABY HAHHA BETTER NOT TO USE IT NONSENSE

  6. crazy Says:

    White people and their fascination with black penis…when your kids see your videos on the net what are you going to say?.


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