Mother Mary on a Harley

A Monterey, California man says he can see the image of the Virgin Mary in his leg after a motorcycle accident. Marc Lipton said he was riding his motorcycle when he lost control and slid about 50 feet along the road. Lipton said he wasn’t wearing leather chaps at the time because he was close to home.

The Roman Catholic Church has very strict guidelines regarding what is deemed an official sighting of the Virgin Mary.

As well they should. Afterall, someone has to determine the difference between official sitings and all those pesky unofficial ones.

There has been no word on if the Diocese of Monterey will investigate Lipton’s leg as a legitimate apparition of the Virgin Mary.

Well, I for one, have no doubt this one is the old gal herself.

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