How to meet Republican Congressmen

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1. Keep watch for sophisticated business types who frequent public restrooms, especially in airports that connect to Washington DC. They are most likely Republican congressmen.

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2. Take the adjacent stall and watch closely for political type gestures.

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3. Republican congressmen tend to tap their feet and wiggle their fingers under the stall wall. This is a signal that they want to meet their constituents up close and personal.

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4. Don’t be shy. Approach the congressman.
Give him the support he so desperately needs .

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One Comment on “How to meet Republican Congressmen”

  1. Capt Fogg Says:

    That’s the second time you’ve made me spit all over my keyboard. Remind me not to drink coffee when reading your blog.


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