Ball Gags in the Bible Belt

total-control_hood2a.jpg Bejesus, the sleazy Catholic and church stories are just coming too fast for me to keep up with!  It’s only 5am and I already have another disgusting church story. It’s a Trilogy!

Seriously, if I enjoyed posting on the hypocrisy of the church (which I do) or its members (which I don’t) then I would be in hypocricy heaven right now.  I believe every individual deserves to enjoy their sexuality in any manner they see fit as long as it does not impose upon others. But when you have a seemingly righteous Catholic high school teacher out stalking at night attired in something right out of B & D quarterly, well that’s just too juicy to pass up.

The principal at a Kentucky Catholic school is taking personal leave from his job after police in Louisville allegedly found him dressed as a woman and wearing bondage gear inside his car in a seedy part of town. jj5.jpg

“He was wearing an all-black, leather, woman’s outfit, fishnet stockings and women’s black plastic breasts,” Russell said, describing the part of town where Schum was found as “a problem area” for prostitution and drugs.

Paul A. Schum, 50, was cited for loitering for the purpose of prostitution. There was no immediate evidence of any ball gags, butt plugs, penis pumps or other common accessories in the car at the time of Paul’s citation.

Now get this – he has denied the charges. I can’t wait to hear his explanation for why he was really sitting in his car in that get up in that part of town. Halloween party? Doing undercover work? Trying to “fit” in with a new crowd? He pulled over because he saw a piece of toilet paper on the sidewalk and had to reach down and….oh…sorry…that was another sleazebag.

58271152_o.jpgThe Louisville Archdiocese indicated that Paul’s branch of the church, which includes more than 200,000 Catholics, would conduct its own probe into the misdemeanor prostitution citation. Oh good. And they are overwhelmingly more qualified to investigate this than the police are, right?

Jeez, after all that church has been through, don’t you think they should stay as far away from this as possible? Then again, Paul is probably a Sunday School teacher and you know how hard it is for the church to find good candidates for that! 

Advertisements
Explore posts in the same categories: Indecency, religion

3 Comments on “Ball Gags in the Bible Belt”

  1. curtismchale Says:

    At least he was caught. Hopefull he hasn’t and now won’t have the oppotunity to take out his pervertedness on any kids.

  2. Capt Fogg Says:

    I’m trying to think of excuses, but other than being on his way to audition for another Batman sequel or trying to fit in amongst the S&M crowd so he can save them I can’t find a good one.

    OK, maybe he’s on his way to a secret CIA interrogation center because they just found a ‘terrorist” that needs to be tortured.

    Nah. . .

  3. Jay Manque Says:

    I can’t see what he did wrong other than offend the sensibilities of a cop with a rod up his butt. It was the police officer who did wrong. It doesn’t matter if it’s a ‘problem area’ you don’t arrest people for sitting in their cars. If you’re suspicious call the vice squad and see if they get solicited. It could just be a pick-up area, and consenting adults have the legal right meet in public places wearing just about anything they please. As for the ‘hypocrisy,’ I don’t think the Catholic church has any teachings against cross-dressing. There seems to be an assumption from the blogger and some commenters that a man wearing a dress is a homosexual. There are more cross dressing straight men than gay men (drag queens)- makes sense- gay men don’t want to be women; they want to have sex with men. Transvestites are usually attracted to women and want to emulate them. And even if he is gay then it would be a matter for the church to discipline one of its members for violating one of its rules, not the state. Oh- I don’t dress like that. I don’t participate in casual sex. I don’t hang out in pick-up areas, but I do have a charter subscription to B&D Quarterly.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: