Giving Oral Sex a Whole New Meaning
or Pleasing the Palate with Pickled Penis Portions on a Platter….in Peking 😀
Here’s the long and the short of it. Living in Singapore I have experienced a lot of new and different foods. Seaweed, chicken feet, durian and sea cucumber are some of the things that I have tried and now avoid. But I have never, nor will I ever, eat a penis. From the BBC.
“We are in a cosy restaurant in a dark street in Beijing but my appetite seems to have gone for a stroll outside. Nancy (calling herself a nutritionist, not a waitress) has brought out a whole selection of delicacies…She guides me round the penis platter.”
This Beijing restaurant serves all kinds of appendages from dog and donkey to crocodile (left) and the illegal and rare tiger penis ($5,700 per serving). If animal penis doesn’t get you salivating there are various testicles on the menu ( goat gonads to go anyone?) though Nancy cautions that these are not good for women.
And if you still find that too ordinary for your taste, Nancy cheerfully informs us,
“Some like their food served raw, like sushi. But we can cook it anyway you like.”
Oh goody. So glad to hear that.