Washington Caligula
Senator David Vitter, a 46-year-old father of four, is
returning to Capitol Hill this week after missing key Senate votes while he reportedly begged God and his family for forgiveness. I’m quite sure he’ll pull the Jimmy Swagart routine and force some public tears so all the Christians will feel sorry for him. Heaven knows none of them will ask him how he can spout family values on the one hand and go dangling his dingle around with strangers on the other. Vitter’s wife, Wendy, once hinted publicly she would cut off his penis if she caught him with another woman. I’ll lend her the knife.
Maybe I’m being to hard on him, no pun intended. At least he didn’t try to pay an undercover cop 20 bucks to allow him to give the officer a blowjob in a public bathroom like this useless wanker. We actually elect these sleazeballs! Unbelievable.
July 17, 2007 at 11:38 pm
If God forgives him, I will too, but I want to see it on live TV and I want it signed and notarized.